The Human Tooth


One time, I was walking down the street in a city somewhere. I will not specify the locations for my own and your own personal safety. I can tell you however that my name is Alvadaginalorigson Williamsondafron, my birthday is December 3, 1984 and that I am 30 years old. As I was saying, I was walking down a street, and I found a human tooth. I picked up the tooth, because I am not afraid of bacteria! The tooth bit my head off, and blood spewed everywhere! I saw the blood spew, because my head was still functioning after it had been bitten off. The EMT rushed my head to the hospitaI am currently Using my nose to type this, because I am a dismembered head without hands. By the way, I changed my name legally to Slandiganstorlovington Divelgerenterigersonerton. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?